UFOOO,4E

You never quit. You ascended.

This limited-run tee features a UFO abducting an empty office chair—an ode to those who left the corporate grind behind and never looked back. Dramatic, satirical, and weirdly beautiful, it captures the moment of professional departure like a divine calling.

Perfect for your permanent OOO era.

Unisex fit
Screen-printed graphic on heavyweight cotton
Machine washable, but emotionally untouchable
Wear it to your exit interview, or just to brunch

PRODUCT INFO BELOW.

Benefits

Relaxed fit
Breathable
Great for everyday wear

Features

5.3 oz., 100% preshrunk cotton
Heather colors, Graphite Heather, Safety colors,Tweed, Blackberry, Lilac, Midnight, Neon colors & Sunset: 50/50 cotton/polyester
Antique colors & Sport Grey : 90/10 cotton/polyester
Classic fit
Ash Grey: 99/1 cotton/polyester
Seamless double needle 7/8" collar
Taped neck and shoulders
Double needle sleeve and bottom hems
Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

For environmental and human friendly reason, this product is only made when you order it. Typically, this product will be made in about a week, we will send you tracking information as soon as it's in the mail.